[fic] [old married couple] [PG-13] [heero/duo] - GW Bakery
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[fic] [old married couple] [PG-13] [heero/duo]
mood : cheerful cheerful
music : fidelity - regina spektor

Title: Old Married Couple, Author: erm I'm not sure who wrote this but if I see her I'll say hello, Fandom: Gundam Wing (HAHA you know how I love posting Trigun stuff to the GW Bakery), Pairing: Heero/Duo, Table/Theme: table...this is a trick question, right? O.O, Rating: PG-13, Warnings: fluff, such bad humor, bit of swearing, denial (you've got to love it XD), Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing :)

Duo P.O.V. :D

"...do we really need neon orange tinsel?" Heero eyed the tangled mess that was curled up in a small corner of their shopping cart. "I leave you for ten minutes and you're buying Christmas decorations."

I kept digging through the shelves, looking at the prices of the marked-down items. "Aren't you the one who's always lecturing me about being prepared? Besides, the tinsel looked lonely." I shot Heero a look. "No tinsel should ever be lonely during Christmas."

"It's July."

"Independence Day, Christmas, it's all the same. Don't be a nitpick." I held up a tube of Christmas-themed M&M's. "Mmm, chocolate will make you less grumpy."

"Food poisoning won't." Heero pointed at the expiration date printed on the top of the package. I rolled my eyes. Picky picky.

"C'mon, Heero, after all we've been through, I really doubt a couple of stale M&Ms will be the cause of our deaths." I set it down anyways. "What about this?"

He barely glanced at it, trying out a cheap light-up protractor. Oh, yeah, Heero was so cool. "Because every couple needs matching Pokemon balls to carry around."

"What can I say, I've gotta catch 'em al- what did you just say?" I gaped at Heero, my fingers slackening around a bath set in a slightly delayed reaction. Heero blinked in surprise, looking up at me.

"'No, we do not need more petunia-scented bath crystals'?"

Bastard. He knew what I was talking about.

"You know what I'm talking about! And for your information, I like petunias," I protested, tempted to just lug the whole basket of shower supplies at him. Heero glanced at the collection of bath gels before looking back at my face, a slight smile wrinkling the corners of his mouth. He probably knew what I was thinking, too.

"And here I thought you just tolerated them for my sake," He replied dryly. I shrugged, only one shoulder going up as the basket was quite heavy.

"It's not as if you go into the garden very often anyways - and stop changing the subject!" I finally set the thing down and glared at him. "Did you just say we're a couple?"

Heero raised an eyebrow. "Hmm, and if I did?"

"We're not - you and I aren't - oh, god, are we really?" I sputtered for a few moments, wondering how Heero could stay so calm.

"Duo. We go shopping for neon orange tinsel together." Heero stared at the decorations doubtfully. "If that isn't love, I honestly don't know what is."

"The salesperson I asked about it said it was very tasteful," I retorted indignantly. "Besides, it'll go well with the Tigger and Winnie the Pooh ornaments we've got."

"That's what you said last year. Only I think Pooh was supposed to match our lopsided star, which was supposed to match our wrapping paper, which was, somehow, supposed to match our carpet." Heero shuddered slightly, stepping forward. "Thank god we remodeled."

"We didn't really remodel, I just came home one day to tan carpeting, thinking I'd gone into the wrong home or something." I watched him advance closer towards me, thinking a cramped Kmart aisle was not the ideal place for this discussion.

"Surprise," Heero said softly, hands drifting to rest lightly on my hips. His breath ghosted across my lips, and I frowned at him, ignoring the slight flip in the bottom of my stomach. He was so close to me I could see all the details of his face. Man needed some chapstick. I idly made a mental note to see if there was any on sale.

"I didn't know you liked public displays of affection," I said weakly, my voice cracking slightly. Must be thirsty or something...

Or something.

Heero chuckled. "I don't. I like you." And without even a small warning, he kissed me.

I was so dazed afterwards I didn't even realize he'd pulled back slightly until several seconds later.

His eyebrows were raised, that smile on his lips again. "So?"

I sighed, looping my arms around his neck. I guess it wouldn't be so bad. "So, I think that maybe we should get some blankets to match our tinsel..."

Heero grinned. "Don't we always?"

-woot woot woot the end ♥-

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razberrycreme From: razberrycreme Date: January 24th, 2007 11:04 pm (UTC) (link)
awwwww!! *glomps* thank YOU!! <33333

I really should take down my Christmas icons and stop thinking in Christmas terms eh >__>;;;

*hugs* thank you for reading and commenting!! ^____^
merula31 From: merula31 Date: January 25th, 2007 02:40 am (UTC) (link)
That was so cute! Made me grin all the way through! *glomps you* Thanks sweetie!
razberrycreme From: razberrycreme Date: January 25th, 2007 08:48 pm (UTC) (link)
Heee! *glomps* I'm not quite sure I made anyone 'pass out' with smiles, but I tried...>__>;;

*hugs* thank you merula :)
kasamoon From: kasamoon Date: January 25th, 2007 06:30 am (UTC) (link)
aww man, I sooo wanna go get some orange tinsel right now.... XD

this is soo funny, and fluffy, and smile inducing! I love going through the Christmas clearance, you can find so many shiney things. [:
razberrycreme From: razberrycreme Date: January 25th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC) (link)
LMAO! go for it...>__>;; I haven't actually seen any in stock though XD

Hahaha, aww, I'm so happy you liked it!!! Thank you for telling me! And yeah...the M&Ms that Duo and Heero were talking about, I got. I haven't actually looked at the expiration date. ...too late...
kasamoon From: kasamoon Date: January 25th, 2007 09:48 pm (UTC) (link)
*snaps* darn! Though, I have seen some pretty out there stuff in the clearance at my local BigLots.... -^o^-

Will, with chocolate, it just gets better. You know, when it starts to get the white spots on it, it means it's been aged to perfection, like a fine wine! XD *isadork* Heh, my mom got a giant tin of popcorn tht has Barbie Pegasus on it.... D:
sunhawk16 From: sunhawk16 Date: January 25th, 2007 12:40 pm (UTC) (link)
That had me grinning from start to finish! ^o^ "Duo. We go shopping for neon orange tinsel together." Yes, that is indeed true love! ^o^
razberrycreme From: razberrycreme Date: January 25th, 2007 08:50 pm (UTC) (link)
HAHA, you can't go shopping for orange tinsel with just anyone. XDDD

*hugs* thank you lots and lots! ^______^
scuroangelo From: scuroangelo Date: January 29th, 2007 02:27 am (UTC) (link)
This is the cutest story ever. I definitely loved it.
[specially the Pooh & Tigger ornaments.]
razberrycreme From: razberrycreme Date: January 29th, 2007 02:31 am (UTC) (link)
Aww! *hugs* I'm so so so happy you liked it. Thank you!
scuroangelo From: scuroangelo Date: January 29th, 2007 02:34 am (UTC) (link)
:] Anytimeeeee. And the icon is adorablee.
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